Wednesday, March 3, 2010

HARDY BOYS

PEOPLE UNNO MEMBA WHEN DESMOND MCKENZIE DID GO INA HOSPITAL LAST YR??... poor Desmond...poor poor Desmond.. Y U GO DUNG DEH A GO TELL DI PEOPLE DEM WHEY OWN DEM BUSINESS FI TEK DUNG DEM SIGN AND U KNOW SAY U DONT HAVE NO TALK DAT SIDE A DI WORLD? DESSYYYYYYYY LOOK HOW U MEK DEM BEAT U TILL ALL U BLADDA BUS HEE? DI HARDWARE WHEY JULIAN OWN WHEY DEM ALWAYS HAVE DEM STEEL TRUCK PARK UP...Y U REALLY GO DUNG DEH U AND BRUCE? SEE OBAMA A TUN UP DI FIRE UNDER U BATTAM DEH FI PRESSI AND MI KNOW A WAA U WAA TELL DEM SAY HENNY BADDI WHEY GO DUNG DEH A DEAD DEM A GO DEAD AND FRAID FI TALK.... BACK TO DESI... YES HMMM DESI DI MAN DEM GO COMPLAIN TO PRESI SAY U DID A DESRESPECT DEM AND HIM TELL DEM HENNY HOW U COME BACK WID ANY KINE A ADDYCHOOD DEM FI DEAL WID DI TINGS... AND DI TINGS DEM DID DEAL WID.. SEN U A DI HOSPITAL PANDY DOUBLE BLOOD WAS COMING ALL FROM DI BLADDER SECTION.. NOW THIS IS A SERIOUS MATTA...MI NUH KNOW NOW CAUSE IT REALLY NOT FUNNY... YES JAMAICA'S POLITICAL SYSTEM IS CORRUPT AND MI NUH KNOW WHO WRONG OR RIGHT YASSO BUT GOVERNMENT NUH HAVE NO SAY INA JAMAICA NO MORE??... WELL INA DI OBAMA CASE BRUCE... I SUGGEST U TELL DI MAN FI GO DUNG SO HIMSELF CAUSE U DONE KNOW HOW DI TING SET... AND BRUCE WAS STANDING BY CUDDEN DO NUTTIN

Thursday, January 14, 2010

HAITI- PAT ROBERTSON



ROBERTSON: Desperately poor. That island of Hispaniola is one island. It's cut down the middle. On the one side is Haiti; on the other side is the Dominican Republic. Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, et cetera. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have and we need to pray for them a great turning to God. And out of this tragedy, I'm optimistic something good may come. But right now, we're helping the suffering people, and the suffering is unimaginable.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

The Beginning VI Ghetto Steak


The Beginning V1 Ghetto Steak


Pigin Toe , Me and Ballie did have a nex fren name Survival whey did come from over Swallowfield Close. We meet him when we walk down fi go chew Swallow fi go a school. Survival was a a year younger dan we and him say is Brooklyn him come from. Him used to talk funny and Pigin Toe start follow him sometimes when we used to go a PT house him used to come out when we call him and say ''What up yo'' PT was di one outa di whole a we whey did have dreams and riding nightmares bout dis Brooklyn. People used to tink him was a farrina because a how him tek ova Survival talk.

White wash works did done now because election did gone and Headquarters did still ina swing. My mother go back up deh go beg di Big Man dem fi keep we on because di money did a help har fi cook food fi we a evening time. We graduate from dutty gyal to ghetto stake:- curry, stew, kentucky, all wid ackee... yes we have ghetto stake galore

Two a di Big man dem say dem wudda need we fi clean up headquarters and clean up dem yard fi dem till di summer holidays start.

One evening Mitsy from cross back bush run chew di front gate wid a half a block ina har han and lick Mumma Pigin wid it. Di whole a ville rush out and di white man stan up lookin whiter dan eva. Mi madda rush out and gi Mumma some sweet suga and water and Mitsy did still stan up outside and a cuss say Mumma borrow har clothes dem fi ketch di man dem and is she shoulda get di white man . Mumma Pigin rush in fi di chimmy and dash out di contents pan Mitsy and di whole a ville see. Di poor white was seen fleeing the scene wid him suitcase and di clothes dem a heng outa it and a run a fan dung cyar . Mumma Pigin neva know say him gone tell di crowd lef.

One weekend Clyde come home and we did see say him bore him ears, a gold sleeper was ina him right earlube. PT ask him why him do it and him say di big man carry him go a di indian shop go bore him ears. My madda did a grumble as to wha happen to Mrs Bertram, cause people ina ville know say anybody dem see wid earring a batteyman . Anyway talk travel chew di whole a ville bout Clyde and di earring till di big man whey run ville sen fi him and den sen him back and we only see di BigMan truck come pick him up. Dem say Clyde cudden come back a ville agen..

Well , Clyde did bore him ears, a walk funny and him neva waa play marble nor nuttin wid we agen. Not even ludu

Me,PT, and Ballie pass we common entrance, and di whole a we did set fi go three different school, I pass fi go George's , Ballie fi Excelcior and PT fi Jamaica College. My madda did deh pan why ole people say is could nine... a tink she go few stories higher. She tell everybaddie say mi pass but under all di happiness mi cudda hear har a cry ina har bed a night time. She couldnt find my school fee and money fi rent mi books and buy all those things whey mi did a go need fi di September..

And that is how mi did reach a di BigMan house fi sure that Summer

The BigMan house was big nice place, mi did have mi own room , him wife was a nice pretty brown skin lady. Dem did have 3 children but something about the BigLady she neva yet a smile. Mi play wid di children dem whey dem did have and mi always notice the Lady a tip toe and a come watch mi.

One day after we finish play nintendo the BigLady call mi in har room and tell mi fi sidung beside har pan di bed..

Friday, December 11, 2009

WACCHU GONNA DO? ----IT STICKKIE

WHEY JAMAICA A GO DO NOW?


NOW THAT THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA... YES MAN DI MONEY CAPITAL COLLAPSE WHEY JAMAICA REALLY A GO DO NOW?

FIFTY YEARS AGO IT WAS ENGLAND AND DI WHOLE A DI PEOPLE DEM WHEY DID WANT A CHANCE FI BETTER DEM LIFE RUN GO HELP BUILD UP ENGLAND... NOW WHO NUH MAD SICK AND CYAA COME BACK HOME WHO COME BACK UNHAPPY BECAUSE DI JAMAICA DEM LEF IS NOT DI SAME A BARE MURDA N TEEFIN A GWAAN... NOT A TING FI DEM YEARS A HARD WORK

MI A WONDER IF DI JAMAICAN POLITICIANS TEK THE TIME FI SEE SAY AMERICA NAW GO DEH BACK PAN DI SAME FOOT IT WAS NOT EVEN 20 YRS AGO... SMARTER AND MORE MASSIVE ROBBERY TEK PLACE OVA DEH..DI BIG MAN DEM SEE DI FAULT DEM INA DI FINANCIAL SYSTEM AND DEM TEK IT AND RUN WID IT FROM YASSO TO ETERNITY.. DEM OVER VALUE PROPERTIES FI YEARS... SELL DEM TO PEOPLE... DI BIG TOP MAN DEM COLLECT FI DEM MONEY ENO.. A DAT A WAA TELL UNNO AND DEN DEM WRITE OFF ALL THOSE LOANS...WHEY END UP TRICKLING BACK DOWN TO THE POOR PEOPLE.. IN AMERICA.. THROUGH THE GOVERNMENT..

MI SEE SAY DEM GONE BACK TO THE IMF NOW...YES JAMAICA A LOOK 1.2 BILLION US NOW FI BORROW... DI IMF IS DI SHIT BECAUSE WHEN FI DEM LOAN FI PAY BACK IT HAFFI PAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND A DEM RUN DI SHOW.. IF JAMAICA ITCH DEM MEK SURE SEND DEM PEOPLE FI AUDIT OUR FINANCIAL RESOURCES AND DEN TELL DEM WHEY FI SELL N WHEY DEM FI INCREASE IN THE FORM OF TAXES....NOW AS MI SAY ALREADY DANHAI TEEF OVER 230M , ZEEKS HAD MILLIONS IN HIS POSSESSION THAT WAS CONFISCATED AND STOLEN ALSO,,, MOST LIKELY BY THE PNP.. NOW JLP HAFFI RUN GO TO IMF FI GO BORROW MONEY BECAUSE EVEN THOUGH DEM A COLLECT TAX PAN EVERYTING EXCEPT THE BREATH DI MONEY NAW GO INA DI RIGHT HANDS--

ALL A DI LIKKLE POOR PEOPLE DEM WHEY DID A LOOK A WAY FI REACH FARRIN A REACH AND A BUCK UP PAN NO WORK CAUSE FARRIN PAP DUNG DI BEST DAYS ARE GONE AND FI IT 50 YRS OF GLORY ARE OVER... BECAUSE A FINGA FEARING PEOPLE... LIKE DANHAI , KERN AND DI TEEF WIDOUT NAME WHEY HAVE DI MILLIONS FROM DUDUS HOUSE.. IT TRICKLES BACK TO THE GOVERNMENT WHO PASSES IT DOWN TO THE PEOPLE AND MEK DI SOCIETY WEAKER THAN IT WAS BEFORE..

MR NOT IN MY CABINET WHEY U A GO DO NOW THAT U HAFFI REALLY MEK DEM EXTRADITE DUDUS? U A GO SEND DI POOR POLICE DEM TO DEM DEATH NOW RITE? IS WHA KINE A DEAL UNNO WORK OUT? BECAUSE IN NO OTHER COUNTRY NO WHERE PAN DIS PLANET IS THE GOVERNMENT AWARE OF AREA LEADERS AND BEFRIEND THEM AND TEK A CUT OF THEIR STOLEN / DISHONEST EARNINGS OR GIVE DEM A JUMPSTART FI HELP DEM GET TO WHEY DEM NEED FI TEEF OR SELL... NO WHERE BUT JAMAICA... TINK BOUT IT PEOPLE

ONE LAST TING... WHAT IS THE 1.2 BILLION FROM THE IMF SUPPOSED TO DO?? DI GOVERNMENT NEED FI PUBLISH A PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE WHEY PEOPLE CAN GO IN GO SIDUNG N HEAR WHA DEM INTEND FI DO WID DAT MONEY...OR DEM CAN PUBLISH IT INA DI PAPER WHA DEM INTEND FI DO WID IT... DEM CYAA JUS SAY DEM WAA BORROW 1.2 BILLION SO.. FIRSTLY DI MONEY LOOK SO SMALL AND MEASLEY AND IT LOOK SO SHAMEFUL DAT I DONT KNOW HOW DEM EVEN A REQUEST FI BORROW DAT AMOUNT... IS HOW MUCH DI US GI DEM COMPANY DEH LAST YR WHEY DID NEED DEM ''BAILOUT''? 1.2 BILLION LOOK LIKE BOUT DOLLA TO DI RES A DI WORLD WHEY DEH PAN TAP A DEM FINANCIAL TIMES... SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MI VERY UNSURE OF THIS MONEY YAH AND WHEY IT INTEND FI DO...IM A JAMAICAN POLITICAL PESSIMIST SO IM THINKING ITS HEADED FOR A FEW POCKETS!

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

HEAL THE WORLD...ONE CHILD AT A TIME



Go and hug your "Michael" by Maya Angelou.


Yesterday I cried watching the Michael Jackson memorial. I cried for a little black boy who felt the world didn't understand him. I cried for a little black boy who spent his adulthood chasing his childhood. And I thought about all the young black boys out there who may feel that the world doesn’t understand them. The ones who feel that the world does not understand their baggy jeans, their swagger, their music, their anger, their struggles, their fears or the chip on their shoulder. I worry that my son, may too, one day feel lonely in a wide, wide world. I cried for young children of all colors who may live their life feeling like a misfit, feeling like no one understands their perspective, or their soul. What a burden to carry. As a mother, I cried for Katherine Jackson because no mother should ever bury a child. Period. And I think about all the pain, tears and sleepless nights that she must have endured seeing her baby boy in inner pain, seeing him struggle with his self- esteem, and his insecurities and to know that he often felt unloved. Even while the world loved him deeply. How does it feel to think that the unconditional love we give as mothers just isn’t enough to make our children feel whole? I wonder if she still suffers thinking, “What more could I have done?” Even Moms of music legends aren’t immune to Mommy guilt, I suppose. When Rev. Al Sharpton (who always delivers one “Awesome” funeral speech), said to Michael’s children “ Your Daddy was not Strange . . . . It was strange what your daddy had to deal with” I thought of all of the strange things of the world that my children would have to deal with. Better yet, the things I hope they won’t ever have to deal with anymore. And as a mother raising a young black boy, I feel recommitted and yet a little confused as to how to make sure my son is sure enough within himself to take on the world. Especially a “strange” one. To love himself enough to know that even when the world doesn’t understand you, tries to force you into it’s mold or treats you unkindly, you are still beautiful, strong, and Black. How do I do that? Today, I’m taking back “childhood” as an inalienable right for every brown little one. In a world that makes children into “booty-Shakin”, mini- adults long before their time, I’m reclaiming the playful, the innocent, run-around outside, childhood as the key ingredient in raising confident adults. Second, I will not rest until my little black boy, My Michael, knows that his broad nose is beautiful, his chocolately brown skin is beautiful, and his thick hair is beautiful. And nothing or no one, can take that away from him. Now, ain’t we Bad, ain’t we Black, and ain’t we Beautiful!


Maya Angelou July, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

WHEY DEM HAVE FI SAY NOW??

Gay man gouges out lover's eyes






By HG HELPS Editor-at-Large helpsh@jamaicaobserver.com



Wednesday, November 25, 2009



A homosexual man held down his lover and gouged out his eyes in a jealous fit of rage in Calabar Mews, a North St Andrew residential complex Sunday, police have confirmed.



The injured man, aged 24, has been admitted to the University Hospital of the West Indies where he had gone to seek treatment at the Accident and Emergency Unit.



Doctors operated on him and extracted the eyes, which were partially detached at the time.



Medical personnel who saw him on Sunday say that he will not see again, unless there is a major breakthrough in eye surgery in the future.



"The optic nerve was badly damaged and there was no way that doctors could save him," one doctor said on condition of anonymity.



The alleged attacker later turned up at the Half-Way-Tree Police Station and reported that he had acted in self-defence.



"The guy turned up here the same day and made a report that his friend had held onto him and was biting him and just would not let go of him, so he had to attack his eyes to disable him," one policeman at the station told this newspaper.



Up to yesterday he was still in custody.



However, investigators have been told that the alleged attacker was furious that his 'lover', described by police as a prominent Jamaican, did not sleep at his house last Saturday night.



"One policeman close to the case said that he had never seen anything like it.



"It is not a pretty sight. Believe me, I never knew that I would ever see something like this," said the cop.



"The guy who, believe it or not, seemed to be in pretty good spirits despite the loss of his eyes, said that he had been attacked by his lover because he slept out," added the policeman.



The injured man is around five feet, nine inches tall and sports lightly bleached skin.



He was treated at the same hospital for a gunshot wound to his buttocks close to two months ago and created a stir when medical personnel attending to him had to remove a 'G string' underwear off him while treating the wound.



"He nearly brought the house down when the doctors and nurses treating him had to remove a pink 'G string' off him," a source at the hospital said then.



News of the latest incident was kept low-keyed during the day, but interest grew later on when persons heard about the bizarre incident.



A Caribbean visitor who had been at the hospital when the man came in, left puzzled.



"I can't understand how a man could dig out another man's eyes. I couldn't even kill a fowl if my mother ordered me to," he said.



The incident occurred in the same complex that police found the body of Jacob Thompson, former chairman of the Jamaica Rugby Federation, last Friday.



Thompson's body had multiple stab wounds. Police are searching for his attackers.



One of Jamaica's senior doctors, in commenting on the case, said that homosexuals are to blame for much of the violent attacks that they face.



"Homosexuals always want us to get this perception that they are always being hurt and treated harshly by the society as a whole. But is it not they who are often hurting themselves?" asked the doctor.



Violence amongst homosexuals in Jamaica is common and in many cases end in bizarre and brutal deaths which have included multiple stab wounds and chops, even though gay and international human rights groups have tried to paint a picture that these are hate crimes.